History of Mr. Ass

 From a text conversation, between Mr. Ass and his daughter, a long time ago:

Jamie Hanson says: What doing?

Kip Hanson says: Drinking.

Kip Hanson says: Why aren’t you doing your homework?

Jamie Hanson says: I’m done

Kip Hanson says: Do more. Maybe you won’t get a C next time

Jamie Hanson says: You’re an ass

Kip Hanson says: That’s Mr. Ass, to you

Jamie Hanson says: Okay, Mr. Ass

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Kip Hanson says: Don’t give me no sass

Kip Hanson says: cause I’m Mr. Ass

Kip Hanson says: I used to smoke grass

Kip Hanson says: But now I pass

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Jamie Hanson says: LOL

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Kip Hanson says: Sometimes I get gas

Kip Hanson says: My job kicks my ass

Kip Hanson says: and I have a great mass

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Jamie Hanson says: Have another beer, Dad

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Kip Hanson says: I’ll have one more glass

Kip Hanson says: You should go to class

Kip Hanson says: So you’ll be a smart lass

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Jamie Hanson says: Goodnight Dad

Kip Hanson says: Sometimes I am crass

Kip Hanson says: But I’m Mr. Ass

Kip Hanson says: So don’t give me no sass

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Kip Hanson says: Once I went fishing

Kip Hanson says: and caught a big bass

Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass

Jamie Hanson says: I’m calling Mom

Kip Hanson says: Hey

Jamie Hanson says: WHAT!!!

Kip Hanson says: Tell her she should call me “Mr Ass”