Sung (loosely) to “Leavin’ on a Jet Plane”
Well, my passport’s packed
But I don’t want to go
I’m booked on a flight, to Hermosillo
I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a small airplaaaane.
Yes, I’ve taken a leak
I’ve got my Customs form
I sure hope and pray
there’s no thunderstorm
Oh, why can’t the airline purchase
a DC-Tennnn?
Oh miss me, and pray for me
Tell me that I’ll land safely
Tell me I don’t really have to go
Cause I’m leeeavin, on a prop plane
I’m so scared, I won’t ever fly agaaaain
Oh no, we’re taxiing now
We’re all gassed up, we’re ready to fly
the passengers, are preparing to die
the woman right next to me, she’s praying to gawwwwd
Well there’s no AC, the cabin’s a-boil
occasionally, the engine throws oil
Oh I’m so scared, why are we flying so lowwwww?
The turbulence, it’s makin’ me gag
All so I can see the Mexican flag
I’m so afraid the engines will just exploooode.
Cause I’m leeeavin, on a prop plane
I don’t ever want to fly agaaaain
Oh damn, the engine just stalled.
The pilot, he’s not old enough to shave
He’s doing barrel rolls, he won’t behave
doesn’t he know he’s not flying an F-Sixteeeen?
Well I’m leeeavin, on a prop plane
I don’t think that I’ll ever fly agaaaain
Oh shit, the power just failed.
Yes, I’m leeeavin, on a prop plane
I’m quite sure I’ll never fly agaaaaaaain,
Oh God, we’re in a nosedive….
